Spare The Air Jordan

Rules are rules: Michael Jordan is told not to bring any cigars onto the course at San Francisco's Harding Park, where the Presidents Cup is being held this weekend (Jordan is an assistant honorary captain of the US team). Harding Park is a municipal course owned by the City of San Francisco, and smoking on city property is illegal. (Memo to MJ: just claim your cigars are doctor-prescribed medical marijuana and you'll be fine. "Do as the Romans do" cuts both ways.)