Rosie the Resurrecter

Brent Furdyk on Rosie's attempt to resurrect the '70s variety show:

It was as if she ate an entire season of "Sonny and Cher," washed it down with a little "Donny and Marie" and then puked up this mess, which was probably meant to be an homage but was actually just painfully lame.

And her potentially hilarious bit with Clay Aiken produced "a long, drawn-out and totally unfunny gay joke, in which Rosie and Clay revealed they have something in common: They're both ga . . . Gabriel Byrne fans."