Why Comedians Hate Carrot Top

World's "worst" comedian Neil Hamburger:

Q. Do you hate anyone?

A. Yes, Carrot Top, that son of a bitch. People like myself working so hard on cracking these jokes to cheer people up then that prick shows up with a trunk of shit. You can watch a hobo unloading a shopping cart and it'd be more entertaining than that. That guy makes millions of dollars for opening a trunk and pulling out a hubcap and saying "this is what you use to open walnuts" and everyone laughs and they give him another check for a million dollars. It is horrible.