"Armstrong-Gate" or "Williams-Gate"?

Good question. Let's get one of those wet-and-wild "independent commissions" to sort it out! But SERIOUSLY, some grassroots types are petitioning to get Congress and the FCC to investigate Armstrong-gate. This sounded like a windmill-tilt until I saw this. Of course, I'd take anything that would help these people see that IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON TO ANOTHER TOPIC ALREADY.