Democratic Daydream

Alan Keyes is calling Cheney's daughter a "sinner."

A Democrats' dream:

Once upon a time there was a happy party called the Republicans. Alan and Dick were happy members of the happy Republicans. Then one day Alan called his friend Dick's daughter a "slimy lesbian bitch." Then Dick called out in Alan in a very important speech in New York. Dick said something very mean. "Keyes, you scum! We should never have let blacks in our party!" Alan didn't like that very much. He told his other friend Rush that Dick was a "pasty-faced cracker" and should donate his "shriveled heart to some AIDSy fag so you both die." And then...
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You get the picture.